Dolla Morte

It's a Bill Zebub flick. What did you really expect?Everytime I think I've seen it all, I put in a Bill Zebub movie and get reminded that I'm wrong.  Bill Zebub movies are like a train wreck; as much as you know that you shouldn't look, you're compelled to do so.  The latest trainwreck er... film from Mr. Zebub, that I have been graced with, is the re-release of his controversial movie Dolla Morte.  Being a big fan of Team America, I was game.  I thought, okay this might actually be funny.  Unfortunately, I forgot what I was dealing with.  This isn't done by the guys that created Southpark, this movie was done by they guy that did Assmonster. 

Dolla Morte starts with a disclaimer stating that they don't mean to offend, and that the movie was all done in fun.  Okay, I buy that, but it got me thinking, what the fuck have they done this time.  Dolla Morte, cast is made up of Barbie and Ken dolls as well as a few action figures.  The story line is hard to follow and pretty idiotic, as you might of guessed.  Nothing is sacred in this demented tale of U.S. president vs. Dracula, in a battle to destroy all of humanity.  The humor is crude and sophomoric at best.  I think this could have worked better, had the voice overs been stronger and the script had been better.  Not sure if this one was just put out to offend, or if they generally thought it was funny.  No tellin.

Bottom Line:  Bill Zebub doing what he does best; offending the masses.  This one definitely crosses the line on several occasions, but if you take it for what it is, it won't bother you as much.  Not proud to say this, but I've seen better doll movies.

- Ragman wonders what ever happened to his G.I. Joe...

Halford IV - Made of Metal

An album only the Metal God could make keeps us pining for the next Priest offeringIt seems like every time Judas Priest takes a break, that Metal God Rob Halford does something with his solo band Halford.  The Metal God never rests.  Last year Rob heavied up some Christmas classics with Winter Songs, but this year he is back with the true follow up to Crucible, with the release of Made of Metal. Since Rob re-joined Priest back in 2003 fans have been clamoring for a return to form from the band, but they have fallen short with each subsequent release.  Leave it up to Rob, to make things right, and release a full on rocking CD.

Made of Metal is not the Priest record that we've all been waiting for (Nor should it be), since the reunion, but it is a step in the right direction.  MOM is more of a hard rock record than a metal record.  Don't get me wrong, there are some bruising tracks like The Mower and Undisputed, but it's the hard rock tracks like Speed of Sound and Like There's No Tomorrow. that standout the most.  This CD seems like a retrospective of Rob's career, because there are many elements of the man's career inner twined within these tunes.  There are a few surprises as well, like the cowboy/blues infused track Till the Day I Die.  The cool thing about this release, is there is lots of variety.  All in all a pretty solid release.

Bottom Line: The Metal God spreading his wings and taking some chances.  A solid hard rock release with a metallic edge.  A CD full of mostly hits, with only a few misses.  Hopefully this is the pre-cursor for what we can expect for the next Priest release.

Standout Tracks: Speed of Sound, Like There's No Tomorow, We Own the Night and Thunder and Lightning

- Ragman is getting geeked for the next Priest release

Velvet Revolver - Live in Houston

A rushed out the door DVD that tries to capitalize on what little cred VR still hasThe term supergroup, unfortunately get loosely thrown around, especially these days.  I remember back in the day when the term meant something, but unfortunately today, its just considered cheap hype.  There are a couple of bands, from recent memory, that did not deserve this designation, but the hype machine drilled it into our heads until we were almost convinced.  One of those bands that fell into that category was Velvet Revolver.   VR was hyped because it contained a big chunk of Guns and Roses, along with the voice of Stone Temple Pilots.  On paper, not a bad match, but when it came to delivering the goods, to me, they fell way short.  Due to reckless behaviors and instability, the band called it quits a few years ago, but now we have a video document of one of their performances.

Eagle Rock Entertainment has recently just released VR's first and probably last DVD Live in Houston.  The show was shot in 2005 on the band's inaugural tour, for their debut Contraband.  The DVD contains an 11 track set, which covers the new record as well as a couple of tracks from the guys former bands.  The show is a little hard to watch due to all of the erratic camera work.  The shot angles change about every 2 seconds, which can cause retinal whiplash.  The sound is okay, but not that strong either.  Too bad this one wasn't stronger, because I was open to it changing my mind about the band, but after watching this one, it just solidified my previous perception.

Bottom Line:  Velvet Revolver in the short-lived heyday.  It seems like this was put out fairly quick and could have used a bit more editing.  Not sure what spawned this release, but it was probably to try to capitalize on the success of Slash's new solo group - or to further hype the rumors of Velvet Revolver reforming with a new vocalist...

- Ragman is still pissed Maiden was kicked off Ozzfest a few years back, and he had to see VR instead

Mama Kin - In the City

Young Swedes wear their 70s hard rock influences on their sleeves - and they're good!Taking their name from the classic Aerosmith track, Swedish rockers Mama Kin have burst onto the scene with their debut release In the City.  Mama Kin is a 4 piece hard rock band, that sounds like they just walked out of a time machine from the late 70's.  It is so refreshing to hear the new guys going old school.  I like when young bands, wear their influences on their sleeve, and pay homage to the ones that inspired them to pick up a guitar.  Sounding like a cross between classic Kiss and Thin Lizzy, Mama Kin bring it old school, without sounding too dated.

In the City is a 10 track platter of pure ear-candy for fans of classic hard rock.  This debut is chocked full of hard rocking anthems which contain big choruses and monster riffs.  The songs are well written, but do contain a little cheese to them.  Some of the tunes have the cliche type lyrics popular in the 70's and 80's like in Hey Operator and Fortune and Fame, but fortunately the music is strong enough to carry them. 

There are some really strong tracks on the record like Superman and Too Much.  I really dig the Kiss inspired track Too Much, which sounds like it could have come off Unmasked, but much heavier.  It starts with a cool Dio (Rock-n-Roll Children-esque) type heavy riff, before kicking into a full on Kiss type tune.  Vocalist Ward does a nice job emulating Mr. Stanley for this track.  Ward is a unique vocalist because he is like a cross between Phil Lynott and Paul Stanley.   All in all not a bad debut.

Bottom Line: New rockers taking the classic rock approach.  Good strong sing along type hard rock tunes that will keep you wanting more.

Standout Tracks:  Too Much, Superman, Higher and Higher and In The City

- Ragman is starting to wonder if all [good] metal now comes from Sweden...

Heaven & Hell - Neon Nights (DVD)

Ronnie James Dio's final taped performance - 'nuff said.It has been 6 months since the great one left us, and it is still hard to fathom that Ronnie James Dio is gone.  Luckily there are still plenty of releases coming out, to help this legend live on.  The latest release comes from Eagle Rock Entertainment in the form of a DVD/CD combo titled Heaven and Hell - Neon Nights (Live in Europe).  The DVD and CD are sold separately.  Neon Nights marks the last filmed performance of RJD with Heaven and Hell.   The performance was filmed a little over a year ago at Wacken.  This show and this release also marks the 30th anniversary of the band and their classic release Heaven and Hell.

Neon Nights captures the band in top form, but did these guys ever have a bad gig?  As you would imagine the set list is full of Black Sabbath classics as well as a couple off their last release.  In support of The Devil You Know the band took the stage at Wacken and ruled the night.  The amazing thing to me is how good the guys sound.  Ronnie's vocals were amazing that night and we should feel fortunate that they were preserved on this DVD.  The filming of the show is perfect and the audio is spot on as well.  The picture is good, but would be amazing on BluRay.  Hopefully this will get the BluRay treatment in the future.  There are some cool special features, like interviews with the band discussing their classic record H&H, as well as a special tribute from the guys to Ronnie.

Bottom Line:  A must buy for Black Sabbath/Heaven and Hell fans.  Ronnie James Dio's final filmed performance, need I say more?  Get it.

- Ragman now has his music DVD of the year